Rick Roll Policy

In the interest of emotional safety and musical boundaries, Vulnerability Vibes enforces a strict No Rick Rolling via QR Code policy.
Any QR code found to redirect to “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley may be subject to these (or other similarly comical) outcomes:
- Immediately quarantined by our meme containment unit 🛡️
- Replaced with a link to a 10-hour loop of dial-up modem sounds ☎️
- Subject to public shaming via animated flying toasters

- Required to buy a drink, coffee, or a meal for their victim(s) within 24 hours ☕
We love surprises—but only the kind that involve snacks, stickers, or existential breakthroughs. You’ve been warned.
